At last our long national nightmare is drawing to a close. The "decider" is leaving office next week and he will now finally be able to concentrate all of his time doing what he did best while in office. Vacation.
Dubba, we are all very aware of how much you enjoy riding your mountain bike. But now that you're about to leave office and move into your new Dallas digs we thought we would get you a little something. I still can't believe that you are abandoning the ranch that proved to so many American's that you were indeed a god-fearing "real American" and to which you also spent so much of your time at while in office.
Now that you'll be living in the city you're not going have as much of a chance to get out on the trails like you once did. So, without further ado, it is my great pleasure on behave of the great citizens of United States to present you with this new bike so that you may experience a whole new style of riding. It is my sincere hope that every time you mount your new bike, that you will reflect on your time in office and gain a just a little understanding of what we (the citizens of the United States) had to endure from you for the last eight years.